It’s time to lighten up and enjoy some funny lacrosse jokes. These jokes are sure to make you smile and maybe even laugh out loud.
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Jokes
While playing lacrosse one day, I overheard one of my teammates say, “I’m so tired, I feel like I could sleep for a week!” I smiled and said, “Lacrosse is a great game, but it’s not that great.” My teammate looked at me funny and said, “What do you mean?” I explained, “Well, you could always be playing football.”
Short jokes
What do you call a lax player with no teeth? A gapped tooth attack!
Why did the chicken go out for lacrosse? To get in the game!
Why are lacrosse sticks like grandparents? Because they’re always ready to give you a hand!
How do you know a laxer is lying? When his lips are moving!
Why did the referee throw his whistle in the trash? He wanted to start a garbage pick up!
Why did the coach go to bed with his socks on? Because he wanted to be ready for lacrosse season!
How does a laxer count to 10? On his fingers!
Why don’t laxers ever win at Jeopardy? Because they can’t finish their sentences in questions form!
Long jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the duck cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the mosquito cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the banana cross the road?
Because he was sick of being mashed!
Why did a piece of string cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Puns
Lacrosse is a sport known for its competitiveness and its players’ skills on the field. However, what most people don’t know is that lacrosse players are also some of the funniest people around. If you’re looking for a good laugh, here are some of the best lacrosse jokes around.
Short puns
###Short puns
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
Long puns
Long puns may be difficult to understand at first, but they will surely make you laugh once you get the hang of them. Here are some funny lacrosse jokes that will make you smile.
-Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!
-Why did the duck cross the road? To get to the other side!
-Why did the mosquito cross the road? To get to the other side!
-Why did the banana cross the road? Because he was sick of being mashed!
-Why did the boy cross the road? To get to the other side!
Riddles
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! This may be one of the most popular, and oldest, jokes in the world. But, it still make people laugh.
Easy riddles
Q: Why did the chicken go to the seance?
A: To get to the other side
Q: Why did the gym close down?
A: It just didn’t work out!
Q. Why are ghosts such bad liars?
A. Because they are easy to see through.
Hard riddles
What has a heart that doesn’t beat, an eye that doesn’t see, and a brain that doesn’t think?
A statue
What can you catch but not throw?
A cold
I have a head and a tail but no body. What am I?
A coin
