The Funniest La Croix Jokes

Looking for a laugh? Check out our collection of the funniest La Croix jokes. From puns to one-liners, we’ve got you covered.

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Jokes about the La Croix company

What’s the best thing about La Croix?

The company’s sense of humor! Check out some of the funniest La Croix jokes below.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the LaCroix factory!

Why did the duck cross the road?
To get to the other side of the water!

Why did the mosquito cross the road?
To get to your blood!

What do you call a group of La Croix employees?
A can-sol (canned Solutions) team!

Jokes about the La Croix product

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: To get to the La Croix side.

Q: How many hippies does it take to drink a La Croix?

A: Peace out, man.

Q: How many accountants does it take to drink a LaCroix?

A: None, it’s a waste of time.

Jokes about the La Croix fan base

Why did the La Croix fan leave the party early?

Because they were only there for the seltzer.

Jokes about the La Croix flavor

What’s the worst thing about getting a La Croix in your drink?

The aftertaste!

Jokes about the La Croix packaging

1. Why did the La Croix can cross the road?

To get to the other flavor!

2. Why was the La Croix can feeling blue?

Because it was empty!

3. How do you fix a flat La Croix can?

With a seltzer!

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