Funny Kobe Jokes to Make You Laugh

If you’re looking for a good laugh, check out our collection of funny Kobe jokes. From his retirement announcement to his love of tacos, we’ve got all the jokes you need to get through the day.

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Joke #1

Q: Why doesn’t Kobe Bryant ever smile?
A: because he can’t get past Shaq’s shadow

Joke #2

Why did Kobe cross the road?

To get to the other side of the court!

Joke #3

Why did Kobe retire?

Because he wanted to spend more time with his airballs!

Joke #4

Why did Kobe retire?

Because he was tired of winning!

Joke #5

What do you call a basketball player with no arms?

Kobe!

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