Looking for some funny kitchen jokes to make you smile? We’ve got you covered! Check out our collection of hilarious kitchen jokes that are sure to get a laugh out of you.
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Jokes about cooking
Why did the chicken go to the seance? To get to the other side. How do you make a hormone? Don’t pay her. What’s the best way to describe it when a woman says “She’s not into you?” She told you she wasn’t the type to watch pre-season football. Check out these other hilarious kitchen jokes that will make you smile.
Jokes about chefs
There are plenty of jokes about chefs out there. Some of them are funny, while others are just plain cruel. But whether you’re a chef or just someone who loves to cook, there’s bound to be at least one joke here that will make you smile.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side of the kitchen!
Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
Because he felt crummy!
What do you call a chef who’s always angry?
A hothead!
What do you call a chef who’s always happy?
A jolly good fellow!
How does a chef keep his knife sharp?
He uses a whetstone!
Jokes about recipes
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
To get to the other side
Why did the turkey cross the road?
To get to the other side
How do you make a Swiss Roll?
Push him down a hill
Jokes about food
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
To connect with its past life.
Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
Because he felt crummy!
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!
How do you throw a space party?
You planet!
Jokes about eating
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was…two tired! What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
Jokes about restaurants
Waiter, waiter! I’ve found a fly in my soup!
Yes, sir. What would you like me to do with it?
Flog it.
Jokes about food
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the duck cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the mosquito cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the banana cross the road?
Because he was sick of being mashed!
Why did the boy cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Jokes about dieting
I tried a new diet today. So far, I’ve lost three days.
I’m on a seafood diet. Every time I see food, I eat it.
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days.
I’m on a see-food diet. Whenever I see food, I eat it!
I’m watching my weight – I just finished a Diet Coke and Oreos.
I don’t diet… I just don’t eat as much when I’m sitting down.
The best way to stick to a diet is with glue.
My favorite food is spinach, because it starts out as something gross and then turns into something amazing.
Okra is my favorite vegetable – it’s so slimy and gross!
I told my friend she should try a turkey sandwich for lunch… she said, “No thanks, I don’t like turkey sandwiches.” So I said, “Fine, then don’t try one! You might like it!”
A lady went to the doctor and complained that her husband was losing weight but she was gaining weight. The doctor looks at her and says “Your husband is eating your share of the food plus his own!
Jokes about kitchen appliances
If you’re looking for some funny jokes to tell in the kitchen, you’ve come to the right place. Here are some hilarious jokes about kitchen appliances that will make you smile.
Jokes about the stove
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side of the stove!
Why did the turkey cross the road?
To get to the other side of the stove!
Why did the duck cross the road?
To get to the other side of the stove!
Jokes about the refrigerator
What did the refrigerator say when someone opened the door?
I’m cool, man!
Jokes about the dishwasher
Why did the dishwasher break up with the toaster?
Because he was fed up with her pop-ups!
