Are you looking for a good laugh? Check out our collection of funny keyboard jokes that will have you laughing out loud. From clever puns to hilarious one-liners, we’ve got you covered.
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Jokes
Why did the computer squeak?Because someone stepped on the mouse!Why did the computer get cold?Because it went outside without a coat!Why did the computer go to the doctor?Because it had a virus!Why did the computer go to the beach?Because it wanted to get a tan!
Short Jokes
Q:Why did the computer keep sneezing?
A:It had a virus!
Q:Why did the computer squeak?
A:It needed oil!
Q:Why did the computer hit the walls?
A:It was frustrated!
Long Jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the duck cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the mosquito cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the banana cross the road?
Because he was sick of being mashed!
Why did the boy cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Puns
Why did the computer keep sneezing? It had a virus!Why did the computer go to the doctor? It was sick of pop-ups!Why did the computer go to the beach? To get a tan!Why did the computer go to the store?To buy some RAM!Why did the computer go to the movie?To see a byte!Why did the computer go to the library?To get a virus scan!
Short Puns
Q: Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
A: Because they make up everything.
Q: Want to hear a construction joke?
A: Oh never mind, I’m still working on that one.
Q: Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
A: Because they make up everything.
Q: Why did the gym close down?
A: It just didn’t work out!
Q: You know what I saw today?
A: Everything I looked at.
Q: Why are ghosts such bad liars?
A: Because they are easy to see through.
Long Puns
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
What do you call a snowman with a seven-foot circumference? An avalanche!
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!
Why did the duck cross the road? To get to the other side!
Why did the mosquito cross the road? To get to the other side!
Why did the banana cross the road? Because he was sick of being mashed!
Why did the boy cross the road? To get to the other side!
One-Liners
Q. What do you call a deer with no eyes? A. No eye deer!
Short One-Liners
Short One-Liners
These are some really short jokes that will definitely make you laugh out loud.
-Why did the chicken go to the seance?
-To get to the other side
-Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
-Because they make up everything
-Why did the gym close down?
-It just didn’t work out!
-You know what I saw today?
-Everything I looked at
-Want to hear a construction joke?
-Oh never mind, I’m still working on that one.
Long One-Liners
A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.
I’m great at multi-tasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once.
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy saving mode.
I tried to explain to my 4-year-old son that it’s perfectly normal to accidentally fart when you sneeze but he just couldn’t understand how one person could contain that much power.
