Don’t miss out on the funniest key jokes you’ve ever heard! From clever wordplay to puns that will make you groan, we’ve got all the laughs you need.
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Jokes about keys
What’s the key to a good joke? puns! Here are some of the best key jokes we’ve ever heard.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side… of the door!
Why did the duck cross the road? To get to the other side of the pond!
Why did the mosquito cross the road? To get to the other side… of your skin!
What do you call a lost key? A keystone!
How many keys does it take to open a door? Just one, but if you lose it, it might take a while to find it again!
Jokes about locks
What do you call a lock that’s afraid of commitment?
A key-phobic!
What do you call a lock that won’t come out to play?
A key- hesistant!
Why did the key go to the therapist?
Because it was stressed out!
Jokes about losing keys
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side… of the key!
Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because the chicken wasn’t invented yet!
What’s a ghosts’ favorite fruit? Boosberries!
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
Why did the gym close down?Because it just didn’t work out!
What did one wall say to the other wall? I’ll meet you at the corner!
