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Jokes about Kansas
If you’re from Kansas, you know that there’s a lot of jokes out there about our great state. And, while some of them may be true, we still love our home. Here are a few Kansas jokes that will make you smile.
Jokes about the weather in Kansas
Why does it never rain in Kansas? Because all of the farmers are too busy chase tornados!
Why are there so many sunflowers in Kansas? Because they’re happy to see the sun!
Why did the tornado cross the road? To get to the other side!
What do you call a snowman in Kansas? A puddle!
Jokes about the food in Kansas
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side of Kansas!
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the other side of Kansas!
Why did the duck cross the road?
To get to the other side of Kansas!
Why did the turkey cross the road?
To get to the other side of Kansas!
Jokes about the people in Kansas
Why did the chicken cross the road in Kansas?
To get to the other side of the cornfield.
What do you call a Kansas farmer with a transistor radio?
A redneck.
What do you get when you cross a Kansas farmer with a duck?
A person who knows how to plow a field and knows how to quack.
Jokes about Kansas City
If you’re from Kansas, you know that there’s a lot of jokes out there about Kansas City. But, what makes these jokes so funny? Let’s take a look at some of the best Kansas City jokes.
Jokes about the weather in Kansas City
Why do they never serve ice cream in Kansas City?
Because it always rains there!
Why are they always building new schools in Kansas City?
Because the Old ones keep getting blown away!
Why did the chicken go to Kansas City?
To get to the other side of the tornado!
Jokes about the food in Kansas City
Q: What do you call a Kansas City steak?
A: A hunk of meat!
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road in Kansas City?
A: To get to the BBQ restaurant!
Q: Why are Kansas City ribs so good?
A: Because they’re full of flavor!
Q: Where do Kansas City BBQ sauce come from?
A: From the heartland of America!
Jokes about the people in Kansas City
Q: Why did the chicken go to KC?
A: To get a taste of the KC-style BBQ!
Q: What do you call a Kansas City Chiefs fan with half a brain?
A: Gifted
Q: How do you keep a Kansas City Chiefs fan from beating his wife?
A: Tie him up and gag him with a autographed picture of Len Dawson!
Jokes about Wichita
Jokes about the weather in Wichita
Why is it so hot in Kansas? Because all of the damned Yankees moved there!
What’s the best way to describe the weather in Wichita? “If you don’t like the weather, wait 10 minutes!”
How many days does it take for a Wichita resident to acclimate to the weather? 6 weeks, or until the next change in weather.
Jokes about the food in Wichita
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side of Wichita!
Why did the duck cross the road?
To get to the other side of Wichita!
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the other side of Wichita!
Jokes about the people in Wichita
Why are the people of Wichita always smiling?
Because they know that eventually the tornado will pass and they can go back to their regularly scheduled programming!
