Funny Kansas Deez Nuts Jokes

Looking for a good laugh? Check out our collection of Funny Kansas Deez Nuts Jokes. Guaranteed to make you chuckle, these jokes are perfect for all ages.

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Joke #1

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side!

Why did the duck cross the road?

To get to the other side!

Why did the mosquito cross the road?

To get to the other side!

Why did the banana cross the road?

Because he was sick of being mashed!

Joke #2

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side of the state!

Joke #3

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!

Joke #4

Q: Why did God invent Oklahoma?
A: SoKansas would have a place to park its tornadoes.

Joke #5

Why did the chicken go to the seance?

To get to the other side

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