The Funniest Judge Jokes You’ve Ever Heard

If you’re looking for a good laugh, look no further than these hilarious judge jokes. From clever puns to courtroom antics, these jokes will have you in stitches.

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The Jokes

1. Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side!

2. What do you call a duck that tells great jokes?

A stand-up comic!

3. Why did the duck go to jail?

For quacking up!

4. What do you call a duck with no money?

A poor duck!

The Judges

What do you call a judge who is always ready to hear a case?

A jurist!

What do you call a judge who is often late to court?

A tardy judge!

What do you call a judge who falls asleep during trials?

A sleeping judge!

The Courtroom

The courtroom is often seen as a serious and somber place, but there is definitely a lighter side to it as well. These judge jokes are sure to bring a smile to your face, even if you’re in the middle of a trial!

-Why did the chicken cross the road?
-To get to the other side!

-Why did the judge order a pizza?
-Because he was hungry!

-How do you catch a cheetah?
-You tie him to a post and wait for him to speed by!

-What do you call a judge who’s always fall asleep in court?
-A Snore Joke!

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