If you’re looking for a good laugh, look no further than these hilarious judge jokes. From clever puns to courtroom antics, these jokes will have you in stitches.
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The Jokes
1. Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!
2. What do you call a duck that tells great jokes?
A stand-up comic!
3. Why did the duck go to jail?
For quacking up!
4. What do you call a duck with no money?
A poor duck!
The Judges
What do you call a judge who is always ready to hear a case?
A jurist!
What do you call a judge who is often late to court?
A tardy judge!
What do you call a judge who falls asleep during trials?
A sleeping judge!
The Courtroom
The courtroom is often seen as a serious and somber place, but there is definitely a lighter side to it as well. These judge jokes are sure to bring a smile to your face, even if you’re in the middle of a trial!
-Why did the chicken cross the road?
-To get to the other side!
-Why did the judge order a pizza?
-Because he was hungry!
-How do you catch a cheetah?
-You tie him to a post and wait for him to speed by!
-What do you call a judge who’s always fall asleep in court?
-A Snore Joke!
