10 Funny JFK Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

In celebration of JFK’s birthday, we’ve collected 10 of the best jokes about the 35th president.

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Joke #1

Why did JFK cross the road?

To get to the other side!

Joke #2

Why don’t we ever hear about JFK Jr. running for office?

Because he’s already in office…in Heaven!

Joke #3

Why did Jackie Kennedy start dating Aristotle Onassis?

Because JFK was in a rut!

Joke #4

Why did JFK cross the road?

To get to the other side!

Joke #5

Q: Why did JFK cross the road?
A: To get to the other side!

Joke #6

Why did JFK cross the road?

To get to the other side!

Joke #7

Why did JFK get shot?
-To prevent him from getting to his car!

Joke #8

“Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!” – JFK

Joke #9

Q: Why did Jackie Kennedy start smoking again after JFK was assassinated?

A: To keep herself from crying all the time!

Joke #10

Why did JFK cross the road?

To get to the other side!

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