In celebration of JFK’s birthday, we’ve collected 10 of the best jokes about the 35th president.
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Table of Contents
Joke #1
Why did JFK cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Joke #2
Why don’t we ever hear about JFK Jr. running for office?
Because he’s already in office…in Heaven!
Joke #3
Why did Jackie Kennedy start dating Aristotle Onassis?
Because JFK was in a rut!
Joke #4
Why did JFK cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Joke #5
Q: Why did JFK cross the road?
A: To get to the other side!
Joke #6
Why did JFK cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Joke #7
Why did JFK get shot?
-To prevent him from getting to his car!
Joke #8
“Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!” – JFK
Joke #9
Q: Why did Jackie Kennedy start smoking again after JFK was assassinated?
A: To keep herself from crying all the time!
Joke #10
Why did JFK cross the road?
To get to the other side!