Looking for a good laugh? Check out our collection of funny Jewish jokes. We guarantee you’ll find something to make you chuckle.
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Jokes about Jewish mothers
What’s the difference between a Jewish mother and a pit bull?
A pit bull will eventually let go.
How many Jewish mothers does it take to change a light bulb?
“Don’t worry, I’ll do it. I have nothing else to do today.”
Why did the Jewish mother cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Jokes about Jewish fathers
What do you call a Jewish father who’s always telling jokes?
A yenta!
What does a Jewish father say to his son when he gets in the car?
Are you crazy? You’re going to drive us all crazy!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side of the street!
Jokes about Jewish children
Q: What’s a Jewish child’s favorite game?
A: Monopoly
Jokes about Jewish food
Are you looking for some funny Jewish jokes to make you laugh? Here are some of our favorites:
1. Why don’t Jews eat pork? Because it’s aiya!
2. What do you call a Jewish woman who doesn’t want to cook? A takeout artist!
3. How many Jew can fit in a car? Three in the front seat and two in the back!
4. How does a Jew eat an elephant? One bite at a time!
5. Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the deli!
Jokes about Jewish holidays
Here are some funny Jewish jokes to make you laugh.
Passover:
Why is passover the happiest time of year for Jews?
Because they get to eat matzah!
Hanukkah:
How many candles are on a Hanukkah menorah?
Eight, plus one for the drudge who has to light them all!
Rosh Hashanah:
Why is Rosh Hashanah the best time of year for Jewish Comedians?
Because that’s when they get a lot of “new material”!
Jokes about Jewish culture
A man walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender says “You’re Jewish, right?” The man is taken aback but says “Yes, I am Jewish.” The bartender then proceeds to give him a beer.
Another man walks into the bar and asks for a beer. The bartender says “You’re Jewish, right?” The man is taken aback but says “Yes, I am Jewish.” The bartender then proceeds to give him a beer.
A third man walks into the bar and asks for a beer. The bartender says “You’re Jewish, right?” The man is taken aback but says “Yes, I am Jewish.” The bartender then proceeds to give him a beer.
This pattern continues until there are no more Jews left in the bar.
Jokes about Jewish history
There are plenty of jokes about Jewish history. Here are a few examples:
-Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the ghetto.
-How many Poles does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they’re still waiting for the Jews to do it.
-Why did God create Jews? Because someone has to be responsible for all the annoying laws.
