Looking for a good laugh? Check out our collection of funny Jesus jokes. We’re sure you’ll find something to make you chuckle.
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Jokes about Jesus that will make you laugh
What did Jesus say to the guy who stole his lawn mower?
-Stop, or I’ll turn you into a donkey!
Why did Jesus cross the road?
-To get to the other side!
Why did Jesus go to the synagogue?
-To preach the good news!
Why was Jesus thrown out of the synagogue?
-Because he was disruptive!
What did Jesus say to the waitress in the cafe?
-Can I get a cup of water please?
Jesus jokes that are clean and appropriate for all audiences
Although some may not see the humor in jokes about Jesus, many people enjoy them. Here are a few examples of clean, appropriate jokes about Jesus that are sure to make anyone laugh.
Q: What did Jesus say to his disciples before he ascended into heaven?
A: Don’t worry, I’ll be back!
Q: How many preacher jokes are there?
A: Only two. The rest are all true stories!
Q: How many people does it take to change a light bulb in the Vatican?
A: Only one. But it takes 12 apostles to hear him complain about it!
Funny Jesus jokes that will make you smile
Jesus Christ jokes are always funny. If you want to make someone smile, tell them a Jesus Christ joke. But beware, some of these jokes are so funny that you might get in trouble for telling them!
Why did Jesus cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did Jesus die on the cross?
Because he loved us all so much!
What do you call a fly that won’t stop buzzing around your head?
A pain in the ass!
How do you catch a cheetah?
Tie him to a post and wait for a rabbit to run by!
Jesus jokes that will make you think
Humor is a great way to get people thinking about serious topics, and there’s no better way to do that than with a good joke. Here are some funny Jesus jokes that will make you laugh, and might even make you think a little bit about your faith.
Why did Jesus cross the road?
To get to the other side!
What do you call a group of sheep led by Jesus?
A flock!
Why did Jesus die on the cross?
Because he was nailed for it!
What kind of coffee does Jesus drink?
Decaf!
Jesus jokes that will make you laugh out loud
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
What do you get when you cross Santa Claus with a duck? A Christmas quacker!
Why did Santa cross the road? To get to the other side!
Why are ghosts such bad liars? Because they are easy to see through.
What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye-deer.
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no eye-deer.
