Funny Jesus Jokes for Easter

Looking for some funny Jesus jokes for Easter? We’ve got you covered! Check out our collection of jokes about the Easter Bunny, Jesus, and more!

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Easter is a religious holiday, but that doesn’t mean you can’t enjoy some funny Jesus jokes. After all, Jesus was known for his sense of humor. Here are some funny jokes about Jesus that will have you laughing out loud.

Q: What does Easter have to do with Easter?
A: It’s the day when Jesus was crucified and resurrected.

Q: How do you throw a party for Jesus?
A: You invite all your friends and family and celebrate his resurrection!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the other side…of the resurrection!

Q: Why did Peter deny Jesus three times?
A: Because he was a chicken!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. But why did Jesus cross the road? Check out our list of the best funny Jesus jokes to find out!

“Why couldn’t Jesus park his car in the driveway?”

“Because he was already dead!”

“How many Loaves and Fishes did Jesus have?”

How many loaves and fishes did Jesus have?

None, he fed the five thousand with bread and butter!

“Why did Pilate wash his hands?”

Why did Pilate wash his hands?

“To get the blood off them!”


We hope you have enjoyed our funny Jesus jokes for Easter. If you have any other great jokes that you would like to share, please add them to the comments section below. From all of us here at Best Clean Jokes, we wish you a happy and safe Easter holiday!

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