Funny Jeep Jokes to Make You Laugh

A collection of the best funny jeep jokes to make you laugh. If you are looking for a good laugh, then check out these jeep jokes.

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Jeep Jokes

Do you drive a Jeep? Do you love to laugh? If you answered yes to both of those questions, then you’re in luck! Here are some of the best Jeep jokes around.

What do you call a Jeep with a flat tire?

A Jeep with a flat tire is called a “limp.”

Why did the Jeep cross the road?

Why did the Jeep cross the road?
To get to the other side!

How many Jeeps does it take to change a light bulb?

How many Jeeps does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but it takes a whole team of mechanics to keep it running!

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Q: What do you call a Jeep with no doors, a top, or windows? A: A convertible!

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the Jeep dealer!

How many Jeeps does it take to change a light bulb?

How many Jeeps does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but it takes four wheel drive and a winch to get to the bulb!

How many Jeep owners does it take to change a light bulb?

How many Jeep owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes a whole team of people to help him lift the Jeep up so he can reach it.

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What do you call a Jeep with two flat tires?

A Jeep with two flat tires is called a “off-road vehicle.”

How many Jeep owners does it take to change a light bulb?

How many Jeep owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but it takes four hours and three trips to the Jeep dealer for parts and instructions.

Why did the Jeep cross the road?

To get to the other side!

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