Funny Janitor Jokes to Make Your Day

Looking for a little laughter to brighten up your day? Check out our collection of funny janitor jokes! From clever one-liners to hilarious puns, we’ve got something for everyone.

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Joke #1

Why did the janitor cross the road?

To get to the other side of the street!

Joke #2

Q: What do you call a janitor with half a brain?

A: Gifted!

Joke #3

Q: How do you throw a space party?
A: You planet!

Q: Want to hear a construction joke?
A: Oh never mind, I’m still working on that one.

Q: Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
A: Because they make up everything!

Q: Why did the gym close down?
A: It just didn’t work out!

Joke #4

Why did the janitor cross the road?

To get to the other side!

Joke #5

Q: What do you call a janitor who is always on the go?
A: A broom-ile!

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