Funny Jalapeno Jokes to Make You Laugh

Looking for a laugh? Check out our collection of funny jalapeno jokes. From mild to spicy, we’ve got jokes to make you chuckle.

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Hi, welcome to our collection of funny jalapeno jokes. We’ve gathered some of the best jokes about jalapenos to make you laugh out loud.

So whether you’re looking for a laugh or just want to spice up your day, we hope you enjoy these jokes!

The Best Jalapeno Jokes

Jalapeno peppers are not only delicious, but they’re also funny! Here are some of the best jalapeno jokes to make you laugh out loud.

Spicy Jokes

What do you call a Jalapeño that isn’t spicy?

A dill pickle!

What do you call a Jalapeño that’s on fire?

A habanero!

Why did the Jalapeño cross the road?

To get to the other side!

Mild Jokes

What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta!

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was…two tired!

Why did the gym close down? It just didn’t work out!

You know what I saw today? Everything I looked at.

Why are ghosts such bad liars? Because they are easy to see through.

Extra Spicy Jokes

Q: Why did the jalapeno cross the road?
A: To get to the other side!

Q: How hot is a jalapeno?
A: It depends on how you measure it. The Scoville scale is used to measure the heat of a pepper, and jalapenos fall between 2,500 and 10,000 Scoville Heat Units. That means they’re about 5-10 times hotter than a bell pepper.

Q: What’s the best way to cool down after eating a jalapeno?
A: Milk is a common recommendation, but according to some recent studies, beer may actually be more effective. The proteins in milk can bind to the capsaicin molecules and make them more difficult to remove from your mouth. Beer, on the other hand, has ammonia, which can help break down the capsaicin. So if you’re looking for something to wash down those fiery peppers, beer might be your best bet.


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