With the heat wave that’s gripping much of the country right now, people are looking for any way to stay cool. And what better way to beat the heat than by laughing?
That’s why we’ve rounded up some of the funniest jokes about how hot it is outside. So whether you’re looking for a laugh or just trying to stay cool, these jokes will definitely hit the spot!
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Joke #1
Q: Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
A: Because they make up everything
Q: Want to hear a construction joke?
A: Oh never mind, I’m still working on that one.
Q: Why did the gym close down?
A: It just didn’t work out!
Q: You know what I saw today?
A: Everything I looked at.
Joke #2
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side of the heat wave!
Joke #3
Q: How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?
A: It depends on the breed of the dog.
Q: How many Golden Retrievers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Just one, but he’ll really make a big fuss about it.
Joke #4
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
Joke #5
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
To connect with the other side.
