If you’re looking for a laugh to help you get through this cold spell, look no further than these funny jokes.
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Jokes to Get You Through the Cold Spell
Here are some jokes to help you get through this cold spell. I hope they make you laugh!
Jokes about the Cold
What’s the best way to describe an Eskimo family?
A family of snowmen!
Why are penguins happy?
Because they’re always at the South Pole!
What do you call a cold dog?
A poodle!
How do snowmen get around?
By snowmobile!
What kind of shoes do snowmen wear? Snow boots!
Why was the snowman looking through the carrot patch? He was looking for snow-balls!
Jokes about Winter
Humor can be a great way to get through tough times, and what could be tougher than a cold spell? Here are some jokes about winter to help you get through the next few weeks:
Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?
Because he knew spring was just around the corner!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side of the snowdrift!
Why did the boy stick his tongue out at the snowman?
Because he wanted a piece of candy!
How do you catch a cold virus? With a sneeze net!
Jokes about Snow
Q. How does a snowman get to work?
A. By icicle!
Q. Where do snowmen go to dance?
A. Snowball dances!
Q. How does a snowman lose weight?
A. He melts!
Q: Why did the snowman only have eyes for his wife?
A: Because he loved herSnow much!
More Jokes to Get You Through the Cold Spell
Here are some more jokes to help you get through this cold spell. Enjoy!
Jokes about the Cold
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side… and stay warm!
Why did the snowman smile?
Because he could see his shadow, which meant warm weather was on its way!
Why did the boy put a hole in his snowman’s head?
To keep him from thinking too much and getting a headache!
How do you catch a cold?
You stand outside barefoot in the snow for 10 minutes, then go inside and have a bowl of ice cream!
Jokes about Winter
1) What is a snowman’s favorite Winter activity?
Making snow angels!
2) How do snowmen travel around?
By snowmobile!
3) How do you throw a snowball without getting cold hands?
Wear gloves!
4) How does a snowman get to work?
By icicle!
Jokes about Snow
Q. Why did the snowman smile?
A. Because he knew spring was just around the corner!
Q. How do you catch a snowman?
A. You tie him up with a string!
Q: Where do snowmen go to dance?
A: Snowballs
