Looking for a laugh? Check out our collection of the best dirty jokes around. Be warned, they’re not for the faint of heart!
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Table of Contents
Introduction
Funny, It’s Cold: The Best Dirty Jokes is a book that will have you laughing out loud. It is full of the dirtiest jokes you have ever heard, and they are all clean enough to tell in public. This book is perfect for anyone who loves a good dirty joke, and it makes a great gift for that special someone in your life.
The Best Dirty Jokes
Dirty jokes are always a hit at parties, especially when they’re unexpected. If you’re looking for some hilariously dirty jokes to tell your friends, you’ve come to the right place. In this article, we’ve compiled a list of the best dirty jokes that will have everyone laughing.
About Animals
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
How many ticking time bombs does it take to destroy a city?
Only one if it’s big enough!
What did the snake say to the other snake?
“I hope you don’t hiss-s-s-s-s-s!”
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
An abdominal snowman!
About Food
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
What do you call an snowman with a several packs of beer? A fridge!
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!
Why did the duck cross the road? To get to the other side!
Why did the mosquito cross the road? To get to the other side!
Why did the banana cross the road? Because he was sick of being mashed!
Why did the boy cross the road? To get to the candy store!
About Relationships
There are plenty of things that can bring couples together: shared interests, common goals, a mutual attraction. But sometimes, all it takes is a good sense of humor – especially if that humor is of the slightly dirty variety.
We’ve rounded up some of the best dirty jokes out there, so whether you’re looking to spice up your next date night or just want to make your partner laugh, these jokes will do the trick. Just be warned: some of them are pretty raunchy.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Why did the duck cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the mosquito cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the banana cross the road?
Because he was sick of being mashed!
Why did Steve Jobs cross the road?
Because he wanted to die on an iPhone!
About Work
Q: Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
A: Because they make up everything
Q: Why did the gym close down?
A: It just didn’t work out!
Q: You know what I saw today?
A: Everything I looked at.
Q: Why are ghosts such bad liars?
A: Because they are easy to see through.
Conclusion
It’s official, we’ve collected the best dirty jokes from across the internet. So sit back, relax, and get ready to laugh your socks off. And if you’re looking for even more adult humor, be sure to check out the funniest tweets of all time and the funniest memes of all time.
