Funny Italian Food Jokes

Jokes about Italian food that will make you laugh out loud. From classic Italian dishes to popular Americanized Italian foods, there’s a joke for everyone.

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Jokes about Spaghetti

Why did the spaghetti cross the road?
To get to the other plate!

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!

How do you catch a cheetah?
You tie him to a post!

How do you catch a runaway train?
Chase it!

Jokes about Pizza

Some of the funniest jokes about Italy and Italian food revolve around pizza. Pizza is, after all, one of the most iconic and well-loved Italian foods.

Why did the Italian chef put shoes on his pizza?
So it would be nice and footweary!

Why did the tourist cross the road?
To get to the other pizza place!

Why did the Italian chef use a zebra as a pizza topping?
Because he wanted something with stripes!

Jokes about Lasagna

Why did the lasagna cross the road?

To get to the other side!

Jokes about Cannoli

-Why couldn’t the cannoli stand up by itself? Because it was filled with cream!
-How many cannoli can you eat before you feel sick? One… if you’re lucky!
-Why did the cannoli go to the party by itself? Because it couldn’t find a date!
-How do you fix a broken cannoli? With a Cannoli patch!

Jokes about Tiramisu

Q: Why is tiramisu so popular?
A: Because it’s delicious!

Q: What’s the difference between tiramisu and a trifle?
A: A trifle is a UK dessert while tiramisu is an Italian dessert. Both are layered desserts made with custard, fruit, and cake, but tiramisu has espresso-soaked ladyfingers instead of sponge cake.

Q: How do you make tiramisu even better?
A: With more chocolate!

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