We all know that college can be tough. But luckily, we can all laugh at some Iowa State jokes to get us through the day. Here are some of our favorites.
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Jokes about Iowa
Corn
What do you call an Iowa State Cyclone with a Hundred yards to go and the ball in their hands?
-A Cornholer
The Midwest
Why is Iowa so flat?
Because all of the hills and mountains have been used to make Iowa’s vast cornfields!
Why did the chicken cross the road in Iowa?
To get to the other side of the cornfield!
Why are Iowan’s always so happy?
Because they live in the Land of Corn-fusion!
Small towns
There are a lot of jokes about small towns in Iowa, but there are also a lot of jokes about small towns everywhere. These jokes usually involve people from bigger cities making fun of people from smaller cities, but they can also be about the weird and wonderful things that happen in small towns.
-What do you call a man with a spade in his hand in Iowa? A farmer.
-What do you call a man with a pitchfork in his hand in Iowa? A farmhand.
-Why did the chicken cross the road in Iowa? To get to the other side of the cornfield.
-How do you know when it’s spring in Iowa? When the farmers start plowing their fields.
-Why did the duck cross the road in Iowa? To get to the other side of the pond.
-Why did the mosquito cross the road in Iowa? To get to the other side of the barn.
Jokes about ISU
The students
Q: What’s the difference between an Iowa State student and a pizza?
A: A pizza can feed a family of four.
The campus
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side ofIowa State University.
Why did the duck cross the road?
To get to the other side of Iowa State University.
Why did the mosquito cross the road?
To get to the other side of Iowa State University.
Why did the student cross the road?
To get to class on time.
The faculty
Why don’t they just give ISU students smarter professors?
Q: Why are ISU’s football games always scheduled for Saturday?
A: So that the faculty can go to them!
Jokes about Ames
Ames is a city in Iowa that’s home to Iowa State University. If you’re a student or faculty member at ISU, you know that there’s a lot of jokes about the school. Here are some of the funniest ISU jokes to get you through the day.
The weather
Why does it always rain on ISU game days? Because the Cyclones need to water their football field!
The town
Ames is a town in Iowa that’s home to Iowa State University. It’s also the site of the annual Iowa State Fair, which is one of the largest fairs in the United States.
Ames is a great place to live if you’re a fan of corn dogs and fried food, as there are plenty of vendors at the fair that sell these items. There are also many other activities to do in Ames, such as visiting the saline pools, hiking trails, and museums.
Despite all of these great things, there are still some jokes about Ames that circulate among its residents. Here are some of the funniest ones:
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to Ames!
Why did the duck cross the road?
To get to Iowa State!
Why did the squirrel cross the road?
To get to his dorm!
What do you call a student at Iowa State who’s not very smart?
An honorary Cornhusker!
The people
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side of Ames!
Why did the duck cross the road?
To get to the other side of Ames!
Why did the mosquito cross the road?
To get to the other side of Ames!
Why did the banana cross the road?
Because he was sick of being mashed!
Why did the boy cross the road?
To get to the other side!
