Funny Irish Jokes that are Too Dirty for St. Patrick’s Day

Looking for some funny Irish jokes to share with your friends on St. Patrick’s Day? Check out our collection of the dirtiest jokes that are sure to get a few laughs.

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Irish jokes are some of the funniest in the world and they are definitely not for the faint of heart. If you are looking for a good laugh, then these jokes are definitely for you. However, be warned – they are definitely not suitable for children or anyone who is easily offended. So if you are ready to laugh (and possibly be offended), then read on!

1)Why don’t Irish people wear green on St. Patrick’s Day? Because they’re tired of being pinched!
2)Why did the Irishman cross the road? To get to the pub!
3)Why did the Irishman put a coin in the parking meter? So he could take his drink inside!
4)What do you call an Irishman with a peg leg? A pirate!
5)How do you catch an Irishman? You tie him to a post and wait for him to sober up!
6)How do you make an Irishman’s eyes light up? Shine a flashlight in his ear!
7)What do you call an Irishman with two black eyes? Paddy O’Furniture!
8)What do you call an Irishman with three black eyes? Paddy O’Neill!
9)What do you call an Irishman with four black eyes? Paddy O’Nolan!

The Best Irish Jokes

Joke #1

Why did the Irishman cross the road?
To get to the other pint!

Joke #2

How do you catch a Leprechaun?

You tie him to a post!

Joke #3

Q: What do you call an Irishman with a rubber toe?

A: An athlete with a touch of arthritis.


We hope you enjoyed our dirty Irish jokes! If you’re looking for more clean, family-friendly St. Patrick’s Day fun, check out our other articles. From crafts to recipes to printables, we have everything you need to make this holiday special.

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