Looking for some funny Irish drinking jokes to make your St. Patrick’s Day party livelier? Check out our collection of the best ones!
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The Best Irish Drinking Jokes
Nothing quite like a few good Irish drinking jokes to get the party started on St. Patrick’s Day! Whether you’re looking for a laugh or two to share with friends over a pint or two, or you want to break the ice with some new acquaintances, these jokes will do the trick.
A man walks into a bar…
A man walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender says “You’re out of luck. We’ve been closed for fifteen minutes because of the power outage.”
The man looks around and sees that the only other people in the bar are the bartenders and a couple of other customers. He asks, “What about them? They’re still drinking.”
The bartender replies, “They’re not drinking. They’re just waiting for the power to come back on so they can leave.”
An Irishman walks out of a bar…
How does an Irishman walk out of a bar?
He doesn’t, he falls down!
Two Irishmen walk into a bar…
Two Irishmen walk into a bar. The first man says, “I’ll have a Guinness, please.” The second man says, “I’ll have the same.”
The bartender brings them their drinks and asks the first man, “Where are you from?”
“I’m from Dublin,” he replies.
“Ah, Dublin,” says the bartender. “That’s a fine city.”
He then asks the second man where he’s from.
“I’m also from Dublin,” he replies.
“Ah, Dublin,” says the bartender. “That’s a fine city.”
The bartender then asks the first man, “What do you do for a living?”
“I’m a carpenter,” he replies.
“Ah, a carpenter,” says the bartender. “That’s a fine trade.”
He then asks the second man what he does for a living.
“I’m also a carpenter,” he replies.
“Ah, a carpenter,” says the bartender. “That’s a fine trade.”
The Funniest Irish Drinking Jokes
Ireland is famous for its love of beer and whiskey, so it’s no surprise that there are plenty of hilarious drinking jokes out there. If you’re looking to add some laughter to your St. Patrick’s Day party, look no further than these funny Irish drinking jokes.
A man walks into a bar…
A man walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender gives him a beer and asks, “Where are you from?” The man replies, “I’m from Ireland.” The bartender then asks, “What do you do?” The man replies, “I’m a journalist.” The bartender then asks, “What do you write about?” The man replies, “I write about the Irish drinking culture.”
An Irishman walks out of a bar…
An Irishman walks out of a bar…
And into a pole.
Two Irishmen walk into a bar…
Two Irishmen walk into a bar. One says, “I’ll have a pint of Guinness, please.” The other says, “I’ll have a pint of Guinness, too.”
The bartender brings them their drinks and asks, “You’re both Irishmen, aren’t you?”
The two men nod and take sip of their drinks.
“Mind if I ask why you both ordered the same drink?” the bartender asks.
One of the men replies, “Well, if you must know, we’re both on a bet that whoever can drink 10 pints of Guinness in one sitting will be granted their heart’s desire.”
The other man chimes in, “And so far we’re both winning!”
