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Jokes about Iran
Iranians are known for their sense of humor. If you’re looking for a good laugh, check out these Iranian jokes. From poking fun at the government to relationship jokes, these jokes will definitely make you smile.
Jokes about the Iranian government
What do you call an Iranian government official?
What’s the difference between the Iranian government and a Piñata?
-A Piñata is filled with candy!
Why did the Iranian government announce they were going to build a wall around Iran?
-To keep the Iraqis out!
What do you call an Iranian government official with his hand in your pocket?
Jokes about Iranian culture
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side of the revolution!
Why did the Iranian join the army?
Because he wanted to be a bombadier!
Why did the Iranian cross the road?
To get to the other side of the DMZ!
Jokes about Iranian food
Iranian food is often the butt of jokes, but there are plenty of other things to make fun of in Iran! From the weird and wonderful to the down-right frustrating, here are a few jokes about Iran that are sure to make you smile.
-Why can’t you take a joke about Iranian food? Because it’s all hummus!
-What’s the best way to describe Iranian cuisine? “A little bit of this, a little bit of that, and a whole lot of rice.”
-How do Iranians make their food so incredibly spicy? By using Bomba sauce!
-Why is Iranian food so greasy? Because they fry everything in oil!
-How do you know an Iranian dish is going to be really spicy? If it’s not on fire, it’s not done!
Jokes about Iranians
Jokes about Iranian accents
Why did the Iranian man cross the road?
To get to the other Farsi!
Why did the Iranian woman cross the road?
To get to the bazaar!
Why did the Iranian chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the Iranian student cross the road?
To get to the library!
Jokes about Iranian names
What’s the best thing about Iranian names?
That they usually come with a built-in very long last name!
Jokes about Iranian clothes
What do you call an Iranian with a well-tailored suit? A terrorist.
Why can’t Iranians ever iron their clothes properly? because they’re always too busy pulling them out of the closet.
What’s the difference between an Iranian woman’s blouse and a bomb? You can’t iron a bomb.
Why are there so many Iranians living in California? Because they can’t dress themselves.
Jokes about living in Iran
Iranians are some of the funniest people on the planet. If you don’t believe me, just ask any Iranian living abroad. We always have a joke ready to make you smile, even in the darkest of times. Here are some of my favourite jokes about living in Iran.
Jokes about the Iranian Revolution
What’s the best thing about the Iranian Revolution?
No more monarchy!
Jokes about living under the Iranian regime
If you want to make an Iranian laugh, tell them a joke about living under the Iranian regime. These jokes are often dark and full of irony, but they offer a glimpse into the Iranian sense of humor.
-Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the revolution!
-How many Iranians does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just shoot it out!
-Why did God create Iran? So that the rest of the world would have something to laugh at!
Jokes about the sanctions against Iran
What do you call an Iranian sanctions expert? A sanctions aficionado!
Why did the U.S. impose sanctions on Iran? Because they couldn’t figure out how to correctly spell “dandelion.”
Why are there so many sanctions against Iran? Because someone keeps taking the “d” out of “dandelion.”