At Funny Insurance Jokes, we believe that laughter is the best medicine. That’s why we’ve collected some of the best, most hilarious insurance jokes to make you smile.
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Jokes
Why did the chicken go to the serenity prayer? Because he hit the windshield.
Clean jokes
Need a laugh? Check out our collection of insurance jokes. From life insurance to car insurance, we’ve got you covered!
-Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!
-What do you call a group of crows?
A murder!
-Why did the duck go to the doctor?
To get some quacks!
-What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An investigator!
Funny jokes
Here are some funny insurance jokes to make you smile.
Q: What’s the best way to describe an actuary?
A: A person who walks into a room and doesn’t say anything until he knows how much it’s going to cost.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the other side…of the insurance claim form!
Q: Why did the duck cross the road?
A:To get to the other side of the pond!
Q:What do you call an insurance agent who doesn’t Allstate?
A:Free!
Insurance
What is insurance?
Insurance is a contract, represented by a policy, in which an individual or entity receives financial protection or reimbursement against losses from an insurance company. The company pools clients’ risks to make payments more affordable for the insured.
Types of insurance
Life insurance – protects your loved ones financially in the event of your death.
Health insurance – helps you pay for medical expenses if you get sick or hurt.
Homeowners insurance – protects your home and belongings if they are damaged or destroyed.
Auto insurance – protects you from financial losses if you have an accident with your car.
How does insurance work?
Insurance is a contract, represented by a policy, in which an individual or entity receives financial protection or reimbursement against losses from an insurer. The company pools clients’ risks to make payments more affordable for the insured.
Jokes about insurance
Is it just me or are insurance jokes the best jokes? I mean, they have everything–word play, puns, and clever observations about a industry that most of us have to deal with but don’t really understand. And what’s not to love about that?
Jokes about car insurance
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side…of the insurance claim!
Why is it so hard to get car insurance for a red car?
Because Insurance companies know that red cars cost more to repair.
How much does car insurance cost for a new driver?
An arm and a leg…or however much your deductible is!
Jokes about life insurance
Why does life insurance cost more for a man than a woman?
Because women die later!
Why is it so hard to get life insurance for a Hollywood actor?
Because they tend to die young!
Why did the man take out life insurance on his wife?
Because she was the one with all the “experience”!
Jokes about health insurance
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side… of the deductible!
Why is health insurance like a root canal?
Because no one likes it, but it’s necessary!
Why did the man buy life insurance?
Because his doctor told him he had a terminal illness and only had six months to live!
How many insurance adjusters does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one, but you have to go through a lot of hoops to get to them!
