Looking for a little lighthearted fun? Check out our collection of funny instrument jokes. From musicians to music lovers, these jokes are sure to make you smile.
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Jokes about brass instruments
Q: How do you know a trombone is playing?
A: Someone is bleeding.
Q: How do you fix a broken tuba?
A: With a tuba glue.
Q: What’s the difference between a lawnmower and a tuba?
A: You can tune a lawnmower, but you can’t mow the yard with a tuba.
Jokes about woodwind instruments
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other orchestra!
Why are woodwind instruments like taxes?
The more you screw around with them, the higher they go!
Why did the musician put his viola in the freezer?
So he could have ice music!
How do you fix a broken tuba?
With a tuba glue!
Jokes about percussion instruments
Why did the musician put his drum set in the recycling bin?
Because he was sick of the banging!
What do you call a percussion instrument that’s not working?
A broken drum!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side of the drummer!
Jokes about string instruments
Why did the viola burn?
-Because it was too close to the fiddle!
What is a Cord?
-A cord is what you use to tie up your viola so it doesn’t run away.
Why do violinists put a cloth between their legs?
-Because have you ever tried to play a violin without one? It’s really hard!
Why are violins so much like lighthouses?
-Because they’re always moaning!
