Looking for a good laugh? Check out our collection of funny jokes about the inauguration. From jokes about Trump to jokes about the inauguration itself, we’ve got you covered.
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Jokes about the Inauguration
Jokes about the Inauguration ceremony
Q: How many Trump supporters does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: All of them. They’re going to make America great again!
Q: How many Trump supporters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None, they just hold it up there and the world revolves around them.
Q: How many Trump supporters does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 100. 1 to hold the bulb and 99 to tweet how great he is for changing it.
Jokes about the Inauguration speech
Here are some jokes about the inauguration speech:
-Why didn’t the president’s speech writers want to use the word “government”? Because they didn’t want to give away the ending.
-What did one inaugural speech writer say to the other? “I think we should go with a more traditional approach.”
-Why was the inauguration speech so short? Because it was already written.
Jokes about the Inauguration party
Q: Why did Donald Trump hire so many security guards for his inauguration?
A: He was afraid of a repeat of the previous eight years!
Q: Why was Melania Trump frowning during the inauguration?
A: Because she realized she would be spending the next four years with Donald!
Q: What did Donald Trump say in his inaugural address?
A: “I pledge to faithfully executive the office of President of the United States.”
Jokes about the Inauguration
So the Inauguration is over and everyone is either breathing a sigh of relief or they are disappointed with the results. No matter what your political affiliation is, we can all agree that the Inauguration was a historic event. Here are some funny jokes about the Inauguration that will help you get through the next four years.
Jokes about the Inauguration ceremony
Q: What did one Washington Monument say to the other?
A: “You’re a little bit taller than I expected.”
Q: Why was everyone so surprised that Donald Trump won the election?
A: Because he was a long shot.
Q: How can you tell if a politician is lying?
A: Their lips are moving.
Jokes about the Inauguration speech
Here are some jokes about the inauguration speech.
-Why was the inauguration speech so short?
– because it was a roast!
-Why did the chicken cross the road?
-To get to the other side of the inauguration speech!
-Why did the duck cross the road?
-To get to the other side of the inauguration speech!
-Why did the fox cross the road?
-To get to the other side of the inauguration speech!
Jokes about the Inauguration party
Q: How many Obama supporters does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Only one, but we’ll have to change the entire light fixture to make it more energy efficient.
Q: What’s the difference between an Obama rally and a Michael Jackson memorial?
A: One is a tribute to a pop icon, and the other is a pop icon tribute.
Q: How can you tell if an Obama supporter is also a fan of Seinfeld?
A: They’ll tell you they’re “pro-choice” but they only watch reruns of the show.
