The Funniest Impeachment Jokes You’ve Heard Yet

The impeachment process has been a long and drawn out process, but that doesn’t mean there haven’t been any jokes made along the way. Here are some of the funniest impeachment jokes you’ve heard yet.

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Jokes about Trump’s impeachment

1. “I’m not saying that Trump is guilty, but if he was innocent, he would have been able to spell ‘innocent.'” -Seth Meyers
2. “I don’t want to say that Trump is obsessed with Obama, but his favorite TV show is still ‘Black-ish.'” -Conan O’Brien
3. “Trump’s legal team is like if the ‘My Cousin Vinny’ movie was made by Michael Bay.” -Jimmy Fallon
4. “Trump’s impeachment trial is set to begin next week. Yeah, when they asked Trump if he had any final words, he was like, ‘Make America great again.'” -Jimmy Fallon
5. “It was just reported that White House lawyers are preparing for Trump’s impeachment trial by watching episodes of ‘Law & Order.’ Yeah, when asked why they’re doing that, they were like, ‘Because it’s the only show we’ve ever seen.'” -Jimmy Fallon

Jokes about Pence’s impeachment

Here are some of the funniest jokes about Mike Pence’s impeachment that you’ve heard so far:

-Why did Mike Pence cross the road?
To get to the other side of the Constitution!

-What do you call a VP who’s been impeached?
A liability!

-Why did Pence cross the road?
To get to the other side of the 25th Amendment!

Jokes about Nancy Pelosi’s impeachment

Nancy Pelosi has been a powerful political figure for years, and now she’s in the spotlight more than ever. With the impeachment proceedings against Donald Trump underway, there are plenty of jokes about Nancy Pelosi floating around.

Here are some of the funniest jokes about Nancy Pelosi that you’ve heard yet:

“What’s the difference between Nancy Pelosi and a pit bull? A pit bull eventually lets go.”

“Nancy Pelosi is so old, her social security number is 1.”

“Why does Nancy Pelosi always look so serious? Because she knows if she cracks a smile, she’ll face impeachment.”

Jokes about the Senate’s impeachment

Some of the funniest jokes about the Senate’s impeachment have come from late-night comedians. Here are a few of our favorites:

“The United States Senate has voted to acquit President Trump on both impeachment charges. In other words, the world’s most powerful country is now being run by an unhinged reality TV star who’s been accused of sexual assault by more than 20 women.”

“So the Senate has voted to acquit Trump. I guess that means we’re all stuck on the same sinking ship.”

“Impeachment is like getting a speeding ticket in school zone: it doesn’t matter how fast you were going, you’re still an idiot.”

Jokes about the House of Representatives’ impeachment

Even though the impeachment process is a serious matter, that doesn’t mean people can’t find humor in it. Here are some of the funniest jokes about the House of Representatives’ impeachment of President Donald Trump that you’ve heard so far.

“I’m not saying that Trump is guilty, but if he was innocent, he would have been impeached by now.”

“The only reason Trump is still in office is because the House of Representatives can’t agree on what crime he committed.”

“The good news is that Trump has been impeached. The bad news is that he’s still our President.”

Jokes about the Democrats’ impeachment

1. “What’s the difference between the Democrats and a firing squad? A firing squad has better aim.”
2. “Why are Democrats so bad at math? Because they can’t even count to 1/3rd of the country!”
3. “What does a Democrat use for birth control? Their personality!”
4. “Why are Democrats like a car with square wheels? They’re always going backwards!”
5. “How many Democrats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, but it takes 3 years and $5 trillion of our tax money to do it!”

Jokes about the Republicans’ impeachment

What did one impeachment witness say to the other?

-I don’t know, but I’m sure the Republicans will come up with something.

Why are the Republicans like a bad penny?

-Because they always turn up when you least expect them.

Jokes about the media’s impeachment

There’s been no shortage of impeachment jokes flying around since the House of Representatives announced their formal inquiry into President Donald Trump.

Here are some of the funniest jokes about the media’s impeachment coverage:

“I’m not saying the media is biased, but if Trump was impeached for being a witch, CNN would start running stories about how to make a potion out of frog eyes and bat wings.”

“I’m not sure what’s going on with the impeachment inquiry, but I think CNN is covering it pretty extensively.”

“I’m surprised Fox News isn’t trying to impeach Trump. I mean, they’ve been trying to get rid of him since he was elected.”

Jokes about the American people’s impeachment

What’s the difference between the American people and a group of toddlers?

One group is currently being impeached.

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