Looking for a good laugh? Then check out our collection of funny and immature jokes that are sure to make you laugh out loud!
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Jokes about School
School can be a tough and stressful place sometimes. However, there are always ways to lighten up the mood and make the best of the situation. Jokes are one way to do that. Here are some funny and immature jokes that will make you laugh.
Jokes about homework
Q: How do you make a tissue dance?
A: You put a little boogie in it!
Q: Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself?
A: Because it was…two tired!
Q: Why did the gym close down?
A: It just didn’t work out!
Q: You know what I saw today?
A: Everything I looked at.
Q: Why are ghosts such bad liars?
A: Because they are easy to see through.
Jokes about teachers
Q: What’s the difference between a teacher and a train?
A: A teacher says, “Spit out that gum!”
Q. What did the math book say to the other math book?
A. Don’t bother me I’ve got my own problems!
Q: Why was the teacher cross-eyed?
A: She couldn’t control her pupils!
Q: How do you throw a space party?
A: You planet!
Q: Want to hear a construction joke?
A: Oh never mind, I’m still working on that one.
Q. Why are ghosts such bad liars?
A. Because they are easy to see through.
Jokes about tests
Q: Why do teachers use examinations?
A: Because examinations are the only way to test a student’s memory!
Jokes about Family
Jokes about parents
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side of the road!
Why did the duck cross the road?
To get to the other side of the road!
Why did the mosquito cross the road?
To get to the other side of the road!
Why did the banana cross the road?
Because he was sick of being mashed!
Why did Grandma cross the road?
To get to Walmart!
Jokes about siblings
Why did the dad cross the road?
To get to the other side!
How does a rabbi make coffee?
Hebrews it!
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself?
Because it was…two tired!
Why did the gym close down?
Because it just didn’t work out!
How do you throw a space party?
You planet!
Jokes about grandparents
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side of the grandparents’ house!
Why did the duck cross the road?
To get to the other side of the grandparents’ house!
Why did the mosquito cross the road?
To get to the other side of the grandparents’ house!
Why did the banana cross the road?
Because he was sick of being mashed!
Why did the boy cross the road?
To get to his grandmother’s house!
Jokes about Friends
Jokes about best friends
What’s the difference between a best friend and a mosquito?
A mosquito stops sucking when you smack it!
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide!
Why did the boy tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?
He didn’t want to wake up the sleeping pills!
Jokes about inside jokes
If you and your friends have a lot of inside jokes, then you might want to consider making a joke about them. These types of jokes can be really funny, but they can also be really immature. If you want to make a joke about inside jokes, then you need to make sure that it is appropriate for the group that you are with. If you are with a group of friends who are all adults, then you might want to consider making a joke that is more adult in nature. However, if you are with a group of friends who are all children, then you will want to make a joke that is more appropriate for children.
Jokes about embarrassing moments
Some of the most embarrassing moments are when you fart in public or say something really awkward. Here are some jokes about those moments!
What’s the difference between a fart and an awkward moment?
An awkward moment lasts longer.
What’s the difference between an awkward moment and a fish?
One’s a bottomfeeder that lives in dirty water and smells bad, and the other is a fish.
Why did the duck cross the road?
To get to the other side! (of the embarrassing moment)
