The Funniest Ikea Jokes You’ve Never Heard
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Jokes about Ikea products
If you’ve ever shopped at Ikea, you know that their products can be a bit…unusual. But that’s what makes them so great! Here are some jokes about Ikea products that will make you laugh out loud.
Jokes about Ikea furniture
-Why did the Ikea couch cross the road?
To get to the other side!
-How many Ikea employees does it take to change a light bulb?
No one knows, we can never find them when we need them!
-What do you call an Ikea employee who doesn’t show up for work?
Jokes about Ikea food
Ikea food is notoriously bad. In fact, there’s a whole Tumblr dedicated to pictures of people making funny faces after taking a bite of Ikea food. So it’s no surprise that there are a lot of jokes about Ikea food floating around the internet. Here are some of the funniest ones we could find:
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side of Ikea.
Why did the duck go to Ikea?
To get some Swedish Meatballs!
How do you make an Ikea meatball smile?
Put a pickle in its mouth!
Jokes about Ikea employees
Q:Why did the Ikea employee cross the road?
A:To get to the other side of the store!
Q:How many Ikea employees does it take to change a light bulb?
A:None, they just sell you a new lamp.
Q:Why did the Ikea employee go to jail?
A:For selling furniture without a license!
Jokes about Ikea customers
If you’ve ever been to Ikea, you know that it can be a bit overwhelming. There are so many people and so many things to look at. It can be a bit overwhelming for sure. But it can also be a lot of fun. Jokes about Ikea customers are some of the funniest jokes around.
Jokes about Ikea shoppers
Q: How do you make an Ikea shopper smile?
A: Tell them there’s a sale on Swedish furniture!
Q: How do you know if an Ikea shopper is really in love?
A: They start talking in Swedish!
Q: What’s the best way to get an Ikea shopper’s attention?
A: Wave a sofa in their face!
Jokes about Ikea return policy
Ikea jokes usually center around the company’s return policy. Here are some of the funniest ones:
-Why did the Ikea customer cross the road? To get to the return counter!
-How many Ikea customers does it take to change a light bulb? 3 – one to buy the bulb, one to try to assemble it, and one to return it!
-What’s the difference between an Ikea customer and a baby? babies cry when they’re born, Ikea customers when they’re trying to assemble their furniture!
Jokes about Ikea assembly
Why didn’t the Ikea assembly instructions tell you what kind of screws to use?
Because they wanted you to use the allen key!
Why did the Ikea customer lose his job?
Because he couldn’t put together a decent resume!