I’d Rather Be Funny is a blog dedicated to bringing you jokes that will make you laugh. Whether you’re looking for a good laugh or some inspiration for your next stand-up routine, this is the blog for you.
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Jokes that Will Make You Laugh
Laughter is the best medicine, so they say. If you’re feeling down, a good laugh can definitely cheer you up. And what better way to laugh than with some good old fashioned jokes? In this article, we’ll share some jokes that are sure to make you laugh out loud.
Jokes about Animals
There’s nothing funnier than a good animal joke, and we’ve got some of the best ones right here! These jokes are perfect for kids of all ages, so whether you’re looking for some hilarious material for your next family gathering or just want to make your little one laugh, these jokes are sure to do the trick.
So what are you waiting for? Get ready to laugh until you’re furry with our collection of animal jokes!
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the other side!
Q: Why did the duck cross the road?
A: To get to the other side!
Q: Why did the mosquito cross the road?
A: To get to the other side!
Jokes about Food
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
What did the banana say to the vibrator? Why are you shaking, dude?
What’s the best way to describe it when a woman says “She’s not into you”? She told you she wasn’t the bread maker in her family.
What do you call a group of unorganized criminals? A mess!
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
Jokes about Relationships
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the duck cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the mosquito cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the banana cross the road?
Because he was sick of being mashed!
Why did the boy cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Jokes that Will Make You Think
Why do we laugh at jokes? Is it because they’re funny, or is there something more to it? Studies have shown that laughter has a number of benefits, both physical and mental. Laughter can boost your immune system, help you to relax, and even improve your mood. So next time you’re feeling down, or in need of a good chuckle, make sure to check out our list of jokes that will make you think.
Jokes about Life
“I’m not saying that life is absurd, but it’s a bit like going to the dentist: you know it’s going to hurt before you even walk in the door.” -Mel Brooks
“The problem with life is that there’s no background music.” – unknown
“Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The nearer the end, the faster it goes.” – Andy Rooney
“Life is like an escalator: It never stops. And if you stand still, you’ll get run over.” – unknown
Jokes about Death
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the duck cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the mosquito cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the banana cross the road?
Because he was sick of being mashed!
Jokes about Politics
Q: Why don’t politicians tell the truth?
A: Because they would then have to face the consequences.
Q: How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two. One to change it and the other to change it back when it doesn’t work.
Q: How can you tell when a politician is lying?
A: His lips are moving.
Jokes that Will Make You Groan
If you’re looking for a good laugh, you’ve come to the wrong place. These jokes are so bad, they’re sure to make you groan. But sometimes, that’s just what you need. A bad joke can be just as funny as a good one, and sometimes even funnier. So enjoy these terrible jokes, and don’t take them too seriously.
Jokes about Men
Why don’t men understand women?
Because they weren’t listening when they were born!
How many men does it take to change a light bulb?
One – he just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him.
What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant?
Any place without a drive-up window.
How many men does it take to pop popcorn? Three. One to hold the pan and two others to show off and swing the stove door open and shut.
Jokes about Women
-Why don’t women blink during foreplay? They don’t have time.
-What do you call a woman with two brain cells? Pregnant.
-How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened by the time she brings it to the table.
-How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? We don’t know…it has never happened.
-What’s the difference between a woman and a computer? You only have to punch information into a computer once.
-How is a man like a snowstorm? You never know when he’s coming, how much he’ll deposit, or how long it will last.
Jokes about Sex
The following jokes are not appropriate for all audiences. They may contain profanity, sexual references, or other content that some people may find offensive. If you are offended by dirty jokes, please do not read any further.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the duck cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the mosquito cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the banana cross the road?
Because he was sick of being mashed!
Why did the boy cross the road?
To get to the other side!
