Looking for a good laugh? Check out our collection of funny ICUP jokes. These jokes are sure to make you chuckle.
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Jokes
ICUP, or the International Council ofUnicycling, is the worldwide unicycling governing body. They have a rule that says you can only use one wheel. That’s why their acronym is ICUP. Anyway, here are some jokes about unicycling that will make you laugh.
A man walks into a bar
A man walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender says “You’re out of luck. We’ve been closed for fifteen minutes.”
A woman walks into a bar
A woman walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender says “You’re out of luck. We’ve been closed for fifteen minutes.”
A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar
A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, “What is this, some kind of joke?”
Puns
Puns are often funny because they are based on the unique use of words that can have more than one meaning. This play on words often happens when two words that are spelled the same or sound the same are used in place of each other. Puns often create a humorous situation because of the different meanings of the words used.
A man walks into a bar
A man walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender says “You’re out of luck. We’ve been closed for fifteen minutes.”
A woman walks into a bar
A woman walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender says “You’re out of luck. We’ve been closed for fifteen minutes.”
A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar
A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, “What is this, some kind of joke?”
One-liners
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired!
A man walks into a bar
A man walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender says “You’re out of luck. We’ve been closed for fifteen minutes.”
A woman walks into a bar
A woman walks into a bar and asks for a martini. The bartender asks her, “Olive or twist?”
A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar
A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, “Is this some kind of joke?”
