Looking for some laughs? Check out our collection of funny ice cream jokes. They’re sure to put a smile on your face!
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Introduction
If you love ice cream, then you’ll love these funny ice cream jokes! They’re perfect for making you smile on a hot summer day or any day when you need a little pick-me-up. So enjoy a scoop (or two) of these jokes and have a great time!
Jokes
Summertime is the perfect time to enjoy some delicious ice cream! But why not make it even more fun by adding a few jokes to your cone? Here are some of our favorite ice cream jokes to make you smile.
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
Q: What is a snowman’s favorite flavor of ice cream?
A: Chocolate chip!
Q: Why can’t you take a snowman to the movies?
A: Because he’ll melt!
Q. Where do snowmen go to dance?
A. Snow balls
How do you catch a cheetah? You tie him to a post!
Why did the parents name their daughter Lick? Because she was always stuck to the floor!
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
What do you get when you cross an apple and a Christmas tree? A Snowball!
Why did the ice cream sundae go out with the banana split? Because he couldn’t find a date!
What do you call an Eskimo snow cone? An Igloo Cone!
How do you throw a space party? You planet!
Q: How do you throw a space party?
A: You planet!
Q: Want to hear a construction joke?
A: Oh never mind, I’m still working on that one.
Q: Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
A: Because they make up everything!
Q: Why did the gym close down?
A: It just didn’t work out!
Q: You know what I saw today?
A: Everything I looked at.
Q: Why are ghosts such bad liars?
A: Because they are easy to see through.
Conclusion
So there you have it, our list of funny ice cream jokes to make you smile. Do you have any favorite ice cream jokes that we missed? We’d love to hear them in the comments below!
