Looking for a laugh? Check out our collection of funny hurricane jokes. From puns to one-liners, we’ve got plenty of jokes to help you get through the storm.
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Jokes
If you’re looking for some funny hurricane jokes to make you smile, you’ve come to the right place. Check out our list of jokes about hurricanes below.
Hurricane jokes for kids
Q: Why did the hurricane cross the road?
A: To get to the other side!
Q: What does a hurricane say when it meets another hurricane?
A: Nice to gust you.
Q: How do you fix a damaged roof after a hurricane?
A: With rooftenance.
Q: Where does a hurricane keep its money?
A: In a savings vortex!
Hurricane jokes for adults
Warning: These hurricane jokes are for adults only. If you’re looking for family-friendly hurricane humor, check out our other post: Funny Hurricane Jokes for Kids.
Q: What’s the difference between a hurricane and a typhoon?
A: One is worse than the other.
Q: How do you know a hurricane is coming?
A: The dirt and debris start flying around in circles.
Q: What’s the best way to avoid getting hit by a hurricane?
A: Move to Alaska.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the other side of the street before the hurricane picked him up and threw him across the city.
Q: How do you know when a hurricane is done?
A: When it stops raining and starts blowing!
Puns
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! This old joke is a classic example of a pun. Puns are a type of word play which create humor by using words that have multiple meanings or that sound similar to other words.
Hurricane puns
Why did the hurricane cross the road?
To get to the other eye!
Why did the hurricane go to the doctor?
Because he was feeling a little witty!
Why did the hurricane go out with the tornado?
Because he whirled her off her feet!
Why are hurricanes so bad at math?
Because they add up to a category 5!
Weather puns
What did one hurricane say to the other?
“I have my eye on you!”
Why didn’t the hurricane cross the road?
Because it was too windy!
Why did the hurricane go to the doctor?
Because it was feeling a little under the weather!
One-liners
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! This idiom may be overused, but it certainly applies to hurricane humor as well. Cross the road jokes aside, hurricane humor is definitely a thing.
Hurricane one-liners
What’s the difference between a hurricane and a snowstorm?
One bends trees and the other freaks them out.
Why don’t hurricanes ever hit California?
Because California already has enough problems.
Why did the hurricane cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Why is it so hard to predict where a hurricane is going to hit?
Because it changes its mind so often.
Weather one-liners
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side of the hurricane!
Why did the farmer cross the road?
To get to his high ground!
Why did the duck cross the road?
To get to the other side of the flood!
