Looking for a laugh to start your day? Check out our collection of funny humor for your morning joke. From clean jokes to knock-knock jokes, we’ve got something for everyone.
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Jokes to start your day
These hilarious jokes are perfect to start your day. They will get you laughing and set the tone for the rest of the day.
-Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!
-Why did the duck cross the road?
To get to the other side!
-Why did the mosquito cross the road?
To get to the other side!
-Why did the banana cross the road?
Because he was sick of being mashed!
Hilarious memes to get you through the day
We all know thatmemes are the best way to get through a tough day. They’re funny, relatable, and always there when you need a good laugh. Here are some of the funniest memes we could find to help you get through your day.
Texts to make you laugh
1. I’m not saying I hate you, but if you were on fire and I had a gallon of gasoline, I’d probably find something else to do for the next hour.
2. You’re so ugly, when you popped out the doctor said “Aww what a treasure” and your mom said “Yeah, lets bury it.”
3. I’d tell you to go to hell, but I work there and don’t want to see your ugly mug every day.
4. You’re so stupid, you tried to drown a fish.
5. I’d call you a dickhead, but that would be an insult to dickheads everywhere.
Pranks to pull on your friends
Sometimes you just need a good laugh, and there’s no better way to get one than by playing a prank on your friends. If you’re looking for some funny pranks to pull, look no further! We’ve compiled a list of our favorites.
-Toilet paper their car: This classic prank is sure to get a rise out of your friend. Just be careful not to get caught in the act!
-put Saran wrap over the toilet seat: This one is bound to give your friend a good startle when they go to use the restroom.
-put shaving cream in their shoes: Another great classic prank. Your victim will be surprised when they slip their shoes on and feel the shaving cream squish under their feet.
-fill their backpack with balloons: This one is sure to make your friend’s day a little more difficult. They’ll be struggling to carry their backpack all day long!
Do you have any other favorite pranks to pull? Share them with us in the comments below!
Ways to make your day funnier
Here are some ways to make your day funnier:
1. Tell a joke to your friends or family.
2. Watch a comedy movie or sitcom.
3. Read a funny book or comic strip.
4. Play a practical joke on someone you know.
5. Do something silly that will make people laugh at you.
