If you’re looking for a laugh, these funny humidity jokes are sure to make you smile. From puns to one-liners, there’s something for everyone.
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Jokes
Is it just me or is the air extra thick today? I feel like I’m walking through soup! If you’ve been feeling the same way, then you’re not alone. High humidity can definitely put a damper on your day. But that doesn’t mean you can’t find ways to laugh about it!
Short jokes
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
Why did the gym close down?
It just didn’t work out!
You know what I saw today?
Everything I looked at.
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
Because they are easy to see through.
Long jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Why did the duck cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Why did the mosquito cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the banana cross the road?
Because he was sick of being mashed!
Why did the boy cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Puns
Humidity jokes are a dime a dozen. But, we think these 15 humidity jokes are the funniest around. If you don’t believe us, just try not to laugh while reading them.
Short puns
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
What do you call an elf who doesn’t take care of his teeth? A gum elf!
Why did Santa Claus go to the doctor? Because he had a bad case of jingle bells!
What do you call reindeer that stay up all year round? All-nighters!
How does Rudolph know when Christmas is coming? He checks his “ho”-days!
Long puns
Puns can be notoriously difficult to understand, but they can also be funny and clever. If you’re looking for a laugh, these long puns are sure to do the trick.
-Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.
-Why did the duck cross the road? To get to the other side.
-Why did the mosquito cross the road? To get to the other side.
-Why did the banana cross the road? Because he was sick of being mashed!
-Why did the boy cross the road? To get to the other side!
One-liners
Short one-liners
-“Humidity is the force that makes your hair stand up on a wet, rainy day.”
-“I hate humidity. It makes my clothes stick to me.”
-“I don’t sweat, I sparkle.”
-“I love the smell of rain, but I hate the humidity that comes with it.”
-“Humidity is when your hair starts acting like it has a mind of its own.”
Long one-liners
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
Why did the gym close down?
It just didn’t work out!
You know what I saw today?
Everything I looked at.
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
Because they are easy to see through.
