Looking for a laugh? Check out our collection of the funniest hotel jokes you’ll ever hear! From front desk mix-ups to guests with unusual requests, we’ve got it all.
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A man walks into a hotel and approaches the receptionist.
“I’m here to see Mr. Smith,” he says.
“I’m sorry, but Mr. Smith is not in at the moment,” she replies.
“But I have an important message for him!” he insists.
“I’m sorry, but he’s not in,” she repeats.
The man gets angry and starts shouting. “I have an important message for Mr. Smith and you’re going to give it to him!”
The receptionist calmly picks up the phone and dials security. “There’s a man here who won’t leave until he delivers his message to Mr. Smith,” she says. “Can you please come and remove him?”
A few moments later, two security guards come and escort the man out of the hotel.
A woman was getting ready to leave her hotel room when she noticed that the maid who had been cleaning up had left a note on the dresser. It said, “I iron while you sleep.”
The Maintenance Man
The Maintenance Man
A man is staying in a hotel and decides to order a sandwich from room service. He picks up the phone and dials zero.
“Hello, how may I help you?” the operator answers.
“I’d like to order a sandwich, please.”
“Certainly sir. What type of sandwich would you like?”
“I don’t know,” the man replies. “You’re the experts. figure it out.”
“Certainly sir,” the operator says and hangs up.
A few minutes later, there’s a knock at his door and there’s a wheelbarrow outside with a sandwich on it.
A tourist checking into a hotel asks the bellhop to take his luggage up to his room. The bellhop, who is rather lazy, picks up the bag and throws it over his shoulder, accidentally hitting the guest in the head.
“Oh, I’m terribly sorry sir,” he says. “I hope you’re not hurt.”
“No, I’m not hurt,” replied the guest. “But I was wondering, is there a pool on this floor?”
The hotel manager was showing a prospective guest around the hotel. He showed him the swimming pool, the tennis courts and the spa.
“Is there anything else you would like to see?” he asked.
“Yes,” said the prospective guest. “I’d like to see your room.”