Funny Hot Chocolate Jokes to Keep You Warm This Winter

Looking for some hot chocolate jokes to keep you warm this winter? We’ve got you covered! Check out our roundup of the funniest jokes about everyone’s favorite winter drink.

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Joke #1

Why did the marshmallow go out with the hot chocolate?

Because he was hoping to get lucky!

Joke #2

Q: Why did the marshmallow go to the doctor?
A: Because it felt s’moreish!

Joke #3

Q: Where does Swiss Miss hot chocolate come from?
A: Miss Swiss!

Joke #4

Why did the marshmallow go to the doctor?
For a hot chocolate check-up!

Joke #5

Why did the snowman only want to drink hot chocolate?

Because he wanted to be melting!

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