Check out our huge collection of funny horse jokes and puns. We’ve got all the classics, plus some new ones that will definitely make you laugh.
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Table of Contents
Introduction
What do you call a horse that never laughs? A uni-corn!
Why did the horse cross the road?
To get to the other side!
How do you catch a runaway horse?
You tie him to a post!
What’s a horse’s favorite TV show?
NCIS: Neigh-land!
Funny Horse Jokes
Horses are wonderful animals and have been a part of human history for centuries. They have been used for transportation, work, and even war. Today, they are mostly used for recreation and competition. While they are often seen as serious animals, they can also be very funny. Here are some funny horse jokes and puns to enjoy.
Why did the horse cross the road?
There are many different reasons why horses might cross the road. Some horses are simply trying to get to the other side, while others may be looking for food or water. Still others may be escaping from a dangerous situation. Whatever the reason, it’s important to be careful when you’re around horses, as they can be unpredictable creatures.
Here are some funny jokes about horses crossing the road:
-Why did the horse cross the road? To get to the other side!
-Why did the racehorse cross the road? To get to the winner’s circle!
-Why did the show horse cross the road? To get to the show ring!
-Why did the pony cross the road? To get to his stablemate!
What do you call a horse with no legs?
A description of a horse with no legs.
How do you catch a runaway horse?
You don’t. You just hope he stops at the barn.
Funny Horse Puns
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! Why did the duck cross the road? To get to the other side! Why did the mosquito cross the road? To get to the other side!Why did the banana cross the road? Because he was sick of being mashed!Why did the boy cross the road? To get to the other side!Why did the girl cross the road? To get to the other side!Why did the man cross the road? To get to the other side!Why did the woman cross the road? To get to the other side!Why did the zebra cross the road? Because he was sick of being stripes!
I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I’m slowly getting over it.
I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I’m slowly getting over it.
I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
Did you hear about the horse that went to the psychiatrist? He was trying to get over his horseless carriage!
Why did the horse go to the psychiatrist? He was trying to come to terms with his fears!
Why did the horse cross the road? To get to the other pasture!
I invented a new word: Plagiarism!
I invented a new word: Plagiarism! It’s what you do when you steal someone’s idea and try to pass it off as your own.
