Looking for a good laugh? Check out our collection of funny horror movie jokes that will make you scream!
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Jokes
If you love horror movies, then you’re going to love these jokes! They’re perfect for fans of all things scared and creepy. From classics like The Exorcist to modern blockbusters like Get Out, these jokes will have you screaming with laughter.
Joke 1
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself?
It was two tired.
Joke 2
Q: What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit?
A: A necktarine.
Joke 3
Why don’t ghosts like parties?
Because they’re a horror show!
More Jokes
We all love a good horror movie, but sometimes they can be a little too scary. That’s why we’ve collected some of the best horror movie jokes to help you get through your next fright night. These jokes are sure to make you scream with laughter.
Joke 4
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
Joke 5
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Joke 6
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side… of the Exorcist!
Even More Jokes
Laughing in the face of fear is a common coping mechanism. It’s a way to release the tension that comes with being scared. That’s why comedians often make jokes about things that are frightening. Horror movies are no exception. Some of the most popular horror movies are also the funniest.
Joke 7
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn’t have the guts!
Joke 8
Why don’t ghosts like parties?
Because they prefer hauntings!
Joke 9
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was…two tired!
