If you’re looking for a good laugh, check out our collection of funny Honda jokes. We’re sure you’ll find something to put a smile on your face.
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Jokes about Hondas
Q: why did the Honda cross the road?
A: to get to the other side!
Q: how many Honda drivers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: just one, they’re not that bright!
Jokes about Honda drivers
Q: Why are Honda drivers always so happy?
A: Because they have Honda-powered smiles!
Q: What do you call a Honda driver with no insurance?
A: A potential organ donor!
Q: How do you know when a Honda driver is lying?
A: When his lips are moving!
Jokes about Honda cars
Whether you’re a fan of Honda cars or not, there’s no denying that they’re reliable and affordable vehicles. And, of course, they’re the subject of many jokes. Here are some of the funniest Honda jokes to make you smile.
-Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the Honda Civic!
-How do you describe a perfect day? A day without having to work on your Honda!
-How many Hondas does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, but it takes four tires and a windshield wiper blade!
-Why did the duck cross the road? To get to the other side of the Honda Odyssey!