Looking for a good laugh? Check out our collection of funny homeless jokes. From clever one-liners to hilarious stories, we’ve got plenty of material to put a smile on your face.
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Jokes about Homelessness
1.Why don’t homeless people like flannel sheets?
A. Because they’re itchy.
2. Why don’t homeless people use deodorant?
A. So they can keep their begging sign smelling fresh.
3. Why don’t homeless people use toasters?
A. Because they don’t have any bread!
4. Why are there never any homeless people at garage sales?
A. Because they already have all the stuff!
5. How do you make a hobo stew?
A. Catch a hobo, clean him up, and throw him in a pot!
Jokes about Beggars
Beggars can’t be choosers. – proverb
What’s the difference between a beggar and a chooser?
A beggar has to take what he can get, while a chooser can pick and choose.
Jokes about Homeless People Asking for Money
Q: Why don’t homeless people ask for quarters?
A: Because they don’t have homes!
Q: Why don’t homeless people use the internet?
A: They don’t have an “address”!
Q: What’s the best way to help a homeless person?
A: Give them spare change!
Jokes about Living on the Street
Q: What’s the difference between a tramp and a homeless person?
A: A tramp is someone who’s too lazy to work and a homeless person is someone who can’t work.
Q: What’s the best thing about living on the street?
A: You don’t have to pay rent.
Q: What’s the worst thing about living on the street?
A: The food is terrible.
Q: How do you know if someone is homeless?
A: They’re usually sleeping on the sidewalk or panhandling.
Jokes about Homelessness and Mental Illness
humor can be found in just about anything, even in the bleakest of situations. Homelessness and mental illness are no exception. Here are some funny jokes about homelessness and mental illness that might make you smile.
-Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the homeless shelter.
-Why did the duck cross the road? To get to the other side of the mental hospital.
-What do you call a group of mentally ill people in a group home? A family!
-Why did the homeless guy cross the road? To get to the soup kitchen!
Jokes about Homelessness and Addiction
homelessness and addiction can be difficult subjects to joke about. But sometimes, humor can be the best way to deal with tough situations. If you or someone you know is struggling with homelessness or addiction, these jokes may help you get through the tough times.
-Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the tracks.
-What do you call a homeless person with a sense of humor? A stand-up comedian.
-How do you throw a space party? You planet!
-Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was…two tired!
-What do ghosts use to make coffee? A ecto-pot!
Jokes about Homelessness and Crime
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side of the tracks!
What do you call a homeless guy with a job?
A roofer!
What’s the difference between a homeless guy and a vulture?
The vulture doesn’t have to watch where he’s walking!
