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The Best Funny Hobbit Jokes
Hobbits are a special breed of people. They are known for their love of food, their love of adventure, and their love of humor. Hobbit jokes are the perfect way to show your love for this special breed of people. Here are some of the best funny Hobbit jokes that you can use to make your next Hobbit party a hit.
Jokes About Hobbits
Q: What do Hobbits eat for breakfast?
A: Second Breakfast!
Q: Why are Hobbits so good at gardening?
A: Because they know their onions!
Q. What’s a Hobbit’s favorite fruit?
A. Second breakfasts!
Jokes About Bilbo
Bilbo Baggins was a beloved character in J.R.R. Tolkien’s The Hobbit, and many fans of the book enjoy jokes about him. Here are some of the best funny Bilbo jokes:
Why did Bilbo Baggins cross the road?
To get to the other side!
What did Bilbo Baggins say when he saw a group of trolls?
“Oh my! What a lot of trolls!”
What did Bilbo Baggins say when he found out he was going to be in a movie?
“I’m off to see the wizard!”
Jokes About Gandalf
Gandalf is one of the most popular characters in The Hobbit, so it’s no surprise that there are a lot of jokes about him. Here are some of our favorites:
-Why did Gandalf cross the road?
To get to the other side!
-What did Gandalf say when he saw the cave troll?
“That’s one big troll!”
-What did Gandalf say when he saw the giant spider?
“That’s one big spider!”
The Best Funny Lord of the Rings Jokes
J.R.R. Tolkien’s The Hobbit and The Lord of the Rings are two of the most popular fantasy novels ever written. They have been made into movies, video games, and even cartoons. But what if you want to make your own Hobbit or Lord of the Rings jokes?
Jokes About Sauron
What did Sauron say when he saw the Ringwraiths coming?
-Oh crap!
Jokes About Gollum
Q: What does Gollum eat for breakfast?
A: Smegol.
Q: Whatdid Gollum havefor dessert?
A: A second breakfast!
Jokes About Aragorn
Why did Aragorn cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did Aragorn go into Mordor?
Because he was on a quest!
What do you call an Elf with a sense of humor?
Aragorn!
