A collection of the funniest hipster jokes that will make you laugh. If you are looking for a good laugh, then this is the blog for you.
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Jokes
If you’re looking for some funny hipster jokes, then you’ve come to the right place. Hipsters are known for their quirky sense of humor, so we’ve collected some of the best hipster jokes to make you laugh.
Short jokes
What do you call a hipster turkey?
A free range bird.
Why did the hipster cross the road?
To get to the farmer’s market.
What’s a hipster’s favorite drink?
Pumpkin spice latte.
Medium jokes
What do you call a hipster without a beard?
A wannabe!
Long jokes
What’s a hipster’s favorite kind of coffee?
Pumpkin spice.
Puns
What do you call a hipster without a beard? A clean shaven hipster! This joke and many more can be found in this section!
Short puns
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
What do you call an elf who doesn’t like puns? Offensive.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
Why did the gym close down? It just didn’t work out!
You’re probably wondering why this post is so short. Well, I’m not sure, but I think it has something to do with the fact that it’s a pun post.
Medium puns
These puns are perfect for the hipster in your life who loves nothing more than a good laugh.
-Why do hipsters love cold brew coffee? Because it’s cool.
-Why did the hipster burn his tongue on his coffee? Because it was too hot.
-Why are hipsters so good at making coffee? Because they know the grind.
-How do you make a hipster laugh? You tell them a joke they’ve never heard before.
Long puns
What do you call a hipster with long hair? A hippie.
What do you call a hipster with no sense of humor? A pretentious douchebag.
One-liners
A hipster is someone who is often ahead of the trends and is very fashion-conscious. They are often into things that are unique and different. If you are looking for some laughs, check out these funny hipster jokes.
Short one-liners
Are you a hipster? Do you like puns? If so, then you’re in for a treat! Here are some of the best hipster one-liners around:
“I’m not sure what I am, but I’m definitely not mainstream.”
“I’m too cool for school.”
“Ugh, I can’t even.”
“My outfit is more expensive than your rent.”
“I’m not like other girls.”
“I’m too cool for this party/club/bar/etc.”
“No, I don’t have any underwear on.”
Medium one-liners
These are the best one-liners that we could find. If you have any hipster jokes that you think should be on this list, let us know in the comments!
-I’m not a hipster, but I can make your grandma’s clothes look cool.
-I’m not a hipster, but I can build you a bookshelf out of recycled wood.
-I’m not a hipster, but I know all the best vintage stores in town.
-I’m not a hipster, but I can tell you the difference between artisanal and mass-produced bread.
Long one-liners
Some one-liners are so long, you might say they’re not one-liners at all. But they are! And they’re hilarious. Here are some of the funniest long one-liners out there:
-I’m not saying that I don’t like my life, but if I had a Time Turner, I would go back to yesterday and do it all over again.
-I’m not saying that I don’t like my life, but if I had a time machine, I would go back to yesterday and do it all over again.
-I was going to take over the world but I got distracted by something shiny.
-I’m not OCD, I just really like things to be in order. Like, really, really like it.
-I’m not paranoid, I just have a lot of enemies.
