Funny High Jokes: The Best of the Best

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Funny High Jokes: The Best of the Best is a compilation of the funniest jokes about being high. These jokes are sure to get you laughing, whether you’re high or not.

The Best of the Best High Jokes

High jokes are a fantastic way to get a laugh out of your friends and family. They’re usually clean and clever, and they can be a great way to break the ice in a room full of strangers. However, not all high jokes are created equal. We’ve compiled a list of the best of the best, so you can be sure to get a good laugh.

The High Priest

A high priest walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says, “You’re not allowed to drink alcohol.” The high priest says, “I’m sorry, I didn’t know.” The bartender says, “You’re not allowed to enter this bar.” The high priest says, “I’m sorry, I didn’t know.”

The High Roller

What’s the best thing about being high?

You never have to come down!

The High School Reunion

It was my high school reunion last weekend and I have to say, it was a bit of a disappointment. First of all, hardly anyone showed up. And of those who did, almost all of them had gained weight and were starting to look their age. It was like they had given up on life or something.

But there was one bright spot in the reunion: my old friend Joe. He was the same witty, charming guy I remembered from high school. He regaled me with stories of his adventures since we had last seen each other and made me laugh till I cried. It was great catching up with him.

But then at one point in the conversation, he started talking about how he had just gotten out of jail for possessing marijuana. Suddenly, all the good memories I had of Joe disappeared and I realized that he was just a loser who had wasted his life. It was a really sad moment for me.


We hope you’ve enjoyed our collection of the funniest high jokes out there! If you’re still looking for more laughs, be sure to check out our other joke collections.

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