Looking for a laugh? Check out our collection of funny “Hi, My Name is” jokes. From clever one-liners to punny quips, these jokes will have you and your friends rolling on the floor.
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Introduction
Hi, my name is Jokester. I’m here to provide some light-hearted humor for your day. I hope you enjoy these funny “Hi, my name is” jokes!
Hi, my name is Larry. Aren’t you glad you’re not me?
Hi, my name is Moe. I’m looking for Curly and Shemp.
Hi, my name is Curly. I’m looking for Moe and Larry.
Hi, my name is Shemp. I’m looking for Curly and Moe.
“Hi, my name is Matt and I like long walks on the beach.”
“Hi, my name is Matt and I like long walks on the beach.”
“Hi, my name is Sarah and I love spending time with my family and friends.”
“Hi, my name is John and I love to play sports.”
“Hi, my name is Sarah and I’m an alcoholic.”
“Hi, my name is Sarah and I’m an alcoholic.”
“Hi, my name is Sarah and I’m addicted to shopping.”
“Hi, my name is Sarah and I’m a control freak.”
“Hi, my name is Sarah and I’m a perfectionist.”
“Hi, my name is Sarah and I’m a people pleaser.”
“Hi, my name is John and I’m a control freak.”
“Hi, my name is John and I’m a control freak. I like things to be just so, and I get very anxious when things are out of order. I’m always triple-checking things to make sure they’re done right, and I can’t relax unless everything is under my control.
It’s not that I’m a perfectionist – I just like to know that everything is taken care of. And if it’s not, I’ll do whatever it takes to fix it. Even if it means driving myself crazy in the process!
But at the end of the day, I guess it’s all worth it because when everything is in its place, I can finally relax and enjoy life.”
“Hi, my name is Karen and I’m a shopaholic.”
“Hi, my name is Karen and I’m a shopaholic.”
“Hi Karen.”
“Hi, my name is Sarah and I’m an alcoholic.”
“Hi Sarah.”
“Hi, my name is John and I’m a workaholic.”
“Hi John.”
“Hi, my name is Dave and I’m a workaholic.”
Hi, my name is Dave and I’m a workaholic. I’m the kind of person who never takes a day off, even when I’m sick. I love my job and I would do it even if I wasn’t getting paid.
My friends often joke that I’m married to my work. And they’re not wrong. I often work late into the night, and on weekends too. My social life has suffered as a result. I haven’t been on a date in years.
But I’m happy with my life. Work is my passion and it brings me fulfillment. Sure, it’s not always easy, but it’s worth it.
“Hi, my name is Bill and I’m a germaphobe.”
“Hi, my name is Bill and I’m a germaphobe. I’m always afraid of getting sick, so I’m constantly washing my hands and sanitizing everything. I know it’s not the healthiest way to live, but it makes me feel better.”
“Hi, my name is Lisa and I’m a neat freak.”
“Hi, my name is Lisa and I’m a neat freak. I can’t stand messes, and I’m always cleaning up after people. It drives me crazy! But that’s okay, because I’m also a total perfectionist. I like things to be just so, and I generally have a pretty high standard for everything in my life. Plus, I’m a bit of a control freak, so when things are messy or out of place, it really bothers me. But overall, I’m a pretty easygoing person and I just try to roll with the punches.”
“Hi, my name is Tim and I’m a procrastinator.”
Hi, my name is Tim and I’m a procrastinator. I’m really good at putting things off until the last minute. In fact, I’m so good at it that it’s become a bit of a running joke among my friends. If there’s something that needs to be done, they’ll often say, “Why don’t you just wait until Tim does it?”
It’s not that I don’t want to do things, it’s just that I seems to always find something more interesting to do first. Even when I know that procrastinating will only make the task at hand harder, I can’t seem to help myself.
I’ve tried all sorts of tricks to get myself to start working on things sooner, but nothing seems to work. Maybe one day I’ll find the secret to overcoming procrastination, but for now I’m just going to keep putting things off until the last minute.
“Hi, my name is George and I’m a perfectionist.”
“Hi, my name is George and I’m a perfectionist. I only like perfect things. That’s why I only drink bottled water. I only wear clothes that are wrinkle-free and stain-resistant. I only eat food that is organic and free of preservatives. I only drive a car that is the perfect color and has the perfect amount of horsepower. And, of course, I only date women who are perfect in every way.”
