Funny Hello Jokes to Start Your Day

Looking for a way to start your day with a smile? Check out our collection of funny hello jokes. Guaranteed to make you laugh out loud!

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Jokes to make you laugh

Are you looking for some funny hello jokes to start your day? Then look no further! Here are some hilarious jokes that will definitely put a smile on your face.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!

Why did the duck cross the road?
To get to the other side!

Why did the mosquito cross the road?
To get to the other side!

Why did the banana cross the road?
Because he was sick of being mashed!

Why did the ghosts cross the road?
To get to the other side!

Jokes to make you smile

What did the ocean say to the beach?

Nothing, it just waved!

Jokes to make you think

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!

Why did the duck cross the road?
To get to the other side!

Why did the mosquito cross the road?
To get to the other side!

Why did the banana cross the road?
Because he was sick of being mashed!

Why did the boy cross the road?
To get to the other side!

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