Looking for a good laugh? Check out our collection of 10 funny heavy equipment operator jokes. From construction jokes to farm jokes, we’ve got something for everyone.
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Joke #1
What does a Psychological counselor say to a heavy equipment operator with multiple personality disorder?
Hey, how many of you guys are there today?
Joke #2
Q: What does a construction worker do when he wants to get off of his heavy equipment?
A: He pushes the stop button.
Joke #3
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side of the construction site!
Joke #4
Q: What does a steamroller say when it comes to a stop?
A: I’ll be back!
Joke #5
5. How do you know a heavy equipment operator is happy?
He’s whistling while he works!
Joke #6
Why did the bee get fired from the construction site?
Because he was a drone!
Joke #7
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side of the construction site!
Joke #8
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side of the construction site!
Joke #9
What’s a heavy equipment operator’s favorite TV show?
The Big Bang Theory!
Joke #10
A backhoe operator was driving his machine down a city street when he ran into a group of demonstrators. Auger in hand, he jumped out to confront them. “What’s going on here?” he demanded.
One of the protesters stepped forward and said, “We’re demonstrating against war.”
The backhoe operator replied, “What do you want me to do about it?”
The protester said, “Well, if you’re against war, too, you could use that big machine of yours to dig us a mass grave.”
