Looking for a laugh? Check out our collection of funny heart jokes. From puns to one-liners, we’ve got plenty of jokes to make you smile.
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Introduction
Welcome to our collection of funny heart jokes. We’ve gathered some of the best heart-related humor from around the web and put it all in one place.
We hope you enjoy these jokes as much as we do. If you have any heart jokes that you think we’re missing, please feel free to add them to the list using the form at the bottom of the page.
And now, without further ado, here are our favorite heart jokes:
Q: What’s the best way to keep your heart healthy?
A: By avoidingHeart attacks!
Q: Why did the boy kiss his valentine near her left ear?
A: Because he wanted her to have a nice day!
Jokes
If you’re looking for some funny heart jokes to make you smile, you’ve come to the right place. Check out our collection of jokes about hearts and cardiac health. We’ve got jokes about heart attacks, bypass surgery, pacemakers, and more.
Short jokes
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
What does Frosty love most about winter? The snow!
What kind of motorbike does Santa ride? A Holly Davidson!
What’s the best way to describe it when it snows in June? Miracle-Gro!
Long jokes
What’s the best way to describe it when two dinosaurs crash into each other?
-T-Rex said, “Sorry, I didn’t see you coming!”
One-liners
Q. What’s the best way to describe hard water?
A. It’s H2O that’s gone bad.
Q. Why did the chicken go to the seance?
A. To get to the other side
Q. Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
A. Because they make up everything!
Q: Want to hear a construction joke?
A: Oh never mind, I’m still working on that one.
Q: Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
A: Because they make everything!
Conclusion
We hope you enjoyed our collection of funny heart jokes! Be sure to share them with your friends and loved ones. After all, laughter is the best medicine!
