Funny Heart Attack Jokes to Make You Smile

Looking for some funny heart attack jokes? We’ve got you covered! Check out our collection of jokes about heart attacks and cardiac health.

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No matter how serious the situation, a little humor can go a long way to help lighten the mood and make things more bearable. If you or someone you know is dealing with a heart attack, try out some of these funny heart attack jokes to help make the situation a little less scary and a lot more funny.

Jokes about Heart Attacks

A man goes to the doctor and said, “I’m having a heart attack.” The doctor said, “You’re having a heart attack because you’re overweight.” The man said, “I know I’m overweight, but I didn’t think it was this bad.”

The doctor said, “Your weight is causing your heart to work harder and that is what is causing the heart attack.” The man said, “I know I need to lose weight, but I don’t have time to diet and exercise.”

The doctor said, “I can give you a pill that will help you lose weight.” The man said, “That sounds great! What is it?” The doctor said, “An Pill. It makes you poop your pants.”

More Jokes about Heart Attacks

More Jokes about Heart Attacks
Why did the man have a heart attack at the dentist?
Because she said, “I’m going to drill you now.”


We hope you enjoyed our collection of funny heart attack jokes! If you have any other favorites that we didn’t include, feel free to share them with us in the comments below.

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